izzetheking:

I think we all should just stop masturbating with our dicks and start masturbating with our hearts

dumpsterfetus:

A tear is made of 1% water 99% GAY

lulz-time:

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

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femburton:

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

twinkxmonsoon:

IM FUCKOING WHEEZING

overall-insane476:

ask-dj-melod3-and-harmony:

masterjon902:

askgamerpinkameana:

babymounsta:

My childhood is over.

The Tom and Jerry one killed mine

Last one “so shes a weeping angel?”

i hated that episode, but i didn’t even know until now. o.O

Fuck….

mrpennstate:

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

bvsedjesus:

madeupmonkeyshit:

BRUHHHHHHHHHH

i cant at all man omg

so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.