lulz-time:

hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

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femburton:

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

twinkxmonsoon:

IM FUCKOING WHEEZING

overall-insane476:

ask-dj-melod3-and-harmony:

masterjon902:

askgamerpinkameana:

babymounsta:

My childhood is over.

The Tom and Jerry one killed mine

Last one “so shes a weeping angel?”

i hated that episode, but i didn’t even know until now. o.O

Fuck….

mrpennstate:

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

bvsedjesus:

madeupmonkeyshit:

BRUHHHHHHHHHH

i cant at all man omg

so-many-feels:

deucebowl:

If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.

i think you would be a very good wizard.

thatfunnyblog:

My friend wanted a sexy action shot of her coming up out of the water and I sort of pressed it too early and…

w-horefloss:

vv-horses:

vv-horses:

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w-horefloss:

man-pride:

Male hipster blog here

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cwielenbeck:

sspadesslick:

wtfneopets:

matthewsneoblog:

wtfneopets:

IT’S BACK. IT’S BACK ON MY DASH AND I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THE CREEPER MOON. NEVER.

Took me a little while but i found it. :)

AND AGAIN.

I HATE THIS MOON SO MUCH

SEND THIS SHIT TO PEOPLE SLEEPING SO IT’S THE FRST THING THEY WAKE UP TO FROM YOU

autocorrect needs to stop capitalizing “omg” i’m not that excited